Words cannot begin to describe how awesome this looks.

Tom Waits reigns. Even when he's hawking dog food.

...but she has a boyfriend and probably wouldn't have sex with you anyway

*facepalm*

100% historically accurate

I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

One of the lovliest, saddest fics I've ever read.

whoa... fuckin weird

One of the most amazing, witty writers I've ever read - her debut novel comes out next month!

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