Justin (shitmydadsays) on Twitter
* Name Justin * Bio I'm 28. I live with my 73-year-old dad. He is awesome. I just write down shit that he says
'It’s Kind of an American Apparel Ad Come to Life'
Los Angeles, seriously. You know that this is why everyone hates us, right?
: : : HIGH GLITZ : : :
Baby beauty pageants are simultaneously hilarious and terrifying.
WorldNetDaily Birth Certificate Store
So: this exists. Finally, find the perfect gift for that hard-to-shop-for wingnut Birther in your life!
There, I Fixed It.
American ingenuity is a beautiful thing.
VIDEO The Ox vs. King Roy The Rat
An animated epic which either illustrates how conservative oxen will headbutt ROUSS's back to stupid France where they belong, or why it is extremely important to not force someone to become a state-l...
Teamsters Face Internal Picket
"The unionized workers on the Teamsters Washington-based national staff are locked in a contract dispute with their own labor organization and Teamsters President Jimmy Hoffa is warning local official...
VIDEO Westboro - God Hates The World
I know this is a bit of an oldie, but it makes me perversely happy. Lust-chasin'! Fiery-day-facin'!
Terri Timely - Synesthesia
Synesthesia—from the Ancient Greek σύν (syn), "together," and αἴσθησις (aisthēsis), "sensation"—is a neurologically based phenomenon in which stimulation of one sensory or cognitive pathway leads to a...
VIDEO Mel Gibson directs the video for his Russian girlfriend's song, Beautiful Heartache
...good lord, it's bad. Hey Oksana, the octomom called - she wants her face and wig back. Mel seriously needs to quit drinking.
The New York Times > Love in 2D
"According to many who study the phenomenon, the rise of 2-D love can be attributed in part to the difficulty many young Japanese have in navigating modern romantic life. According to a government sur...
Michael Bay Finally Made An Art Movie - Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
"With this summer's biggest, loudest movie, Michael Bay takes us all the way inside Caligari's cabinet. And once you enter, you can never emerge again. I saw this movie two days ago, and I'm still liv...
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