mleh
on Oct 02, 2008 wrote:
HUGE VAGINA FTW http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZN3EIYqIGo
Best of Curb Your Enthusiasm (16 items)
Created on
November 18, 2008
1.
In the third season finale, Bobo's Restaurant is two days away from being scheduled to open. Larry discovers that the head chef was hired under false pretenses for pretending to be bald. After firing the chef, Larry and Jeff scramble to find a replacement. During the process, Larry accidentally injures the most influential food critic in Los Ang...
[more]
2.
In Season 2 Episode 14, "The Shrimp Incident", Larry suspects that HBO exec Allan Wasserman has lifted some shrimp out of his Chinese food following a take-out mix-up. Later, when he and Julia Louis-Dreyfus are pitching their new show to HBO, Larry just can't leave the subject of the shrimp alone. The situation isn't helped when Larry's labeled ...
[more]
3.
Larry David discusses a woman's vagina with her ex-lover, Jeff, then discusses it with the woman herself.
4.
While going to meet Jason Alexander to discuss an idea for a new TV project, Larry has a run-in with professional wrestler Thor Olsen. Thor accuses Larry of "shooting at his kids", and Larry thinks Thor slashed his tires.
5.
Larry befriends Wanda Sykes' new boyfriend, a gangsta rapper. While helping Krazee-Eyez Killa with his lyrics.
6.
Larry makes a last-ditch effort to keep Ben Stiller in The Producers but then refuses to ride in the front seat of Ben Stiller's car causing major issues.
7.
Larry's manager Jeff tells Larry that Cheryl (Larry's wife) has replaced porn star Jenna Jameson as his usual sexual fantasy of choice.
8.
The best and worst drug deal of all-time. Larry David buys Marijuana for his fathers glaucoma symptoms.
9.
Larry takes his chances with a Korean Bookie. While Cheryl's friends get married on the beach, Larry accuses the Korean Bookie of cooking up Jeff's dog and serving him for dinner.
10.
Larry David, his father, and a prostitute get high. Larry then proceeds to freak out.
11.
As Larry leaves a doctors office, a skinhead in the waiting room growls at him: "What the f**k you looking at Jew boy?" and calls him a "f**king faggot." Shocked, Larry slunks out.
When Larry gets home, he is greeted by the Blacks who are upset about the toilet paper situation being like Port Authority toilet paper.9 Larry offers to get them...
[more]
12.
Larry says Jodi is very affectionate with him because he is a "friend o'lesbians."
13.
Larry orders a videotape of girls flashing their breasts in public and has it sent to his office.
14.
This is the infamous dog bite to the genitals scene, resulting in Larry running from the bathroom in his underwear screaming "The dog bit my penis!"
15.
After Larry calls out to Wanda, "I'd know that tush anywhere!" Wanda says Larry has a thing for big asses, hence he's an ass man.
16.
When Richard sees Larry trying to sell cars, he compares him to the main character in "Death of a Salesman": "What are you, fucking Willy Loman?"
|
Views: 19,371
Create your own playlist and share it with others!Add a Comment
Sam I Am
on Oct 01, 2008 wrote:
Prettaaayy Pretttaaayyyy Prreetayy Good
Do I Amuse You?
on Oct 01, 2008 wrote:
LOL. Such an awesome show.
Cumberbun
on Oct 01, 2008 wrote:
Awesome playlist. My favorite are: Skin Head, The Korean Bookie and The C Word
|
]