Looking forward to my kayak trip with @OliviaMunn. http://t.co/EwtUqfDi

If he was your boyfriend, he'd never let you go. http://t.co/ndfgeicO

.@KatyPerry told me how she chose what to put in her movie. She didn't tell me how she chose not to put me in it. http://t.co/azUo7c4O

Before every show, I throw a mint into the air and catch it in my mouth. This is why. #1500shows http://t.co/QQUdjPcF

Jacob is 8 years old. He's blind and autistic, but he wanted to feel the music. I love this. http://t.co/Yi5HwKrI

.@SteveCarell is a funny man. Too bad he's terrible at charades. http://t.co/wV9HOvvg

This was so much fun. I showed Lisa Jarmon her brand new home for the very first time. http://t.co/YuVvnrEC

New mom @HilaryDuff had some advice about pregnancy. I think I'm ready. http://t.co/BSidm1ZY

Here's what I had to say to President @BarackObama. Watch my show tomorrow to see more. http://t.co/FnFkhM7O

Hey, I heard you were a wild one. http://t.co/J8rGnz9n

This is why I love YouTube. http://t.co/UPVTdmbm

Congraduations, @JustinBieber! http://t.co/bIKGb8Bb

I sent Sophia Grace & Rosie to Disneyland to check out the new park before it even opened. I'm like a fairy godmother. http://t.co/w0SEToJj

I've got a free iPod touch for one of my followers. I hope it's you. #1500shows http://t.co/UG1XLlLp

.@Rustyrockets offered to babysit Sophia Grace & Rosie. I think it's a great idea. U can't use tweets in court, right? http://t.co/ANiYsjV9

This is why the internet shouldn't exist. http://t.co/KgZRIvFD

Just in time for Mother's Day, it's my Pregnant Dance Dares! http://t.co/sstWVwMh

It's a @NickiMinaj mashup! #nickionellen http://t.co/yEBqHIl3

.@Ali_Sweeney doesn't kid around about Jenga. Watch our unedited rematch here. http://t.co/J4Hi9DEc

Happy Cinco de OH MY! http://t.co/BsSRkjbo